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一群伟大的科学家死后在天堂里玩藏猫猫，轮到爱因斯坦抓人，他数到100睁开眼睛，看到 　　所有人都藏起来了，只有牛顿还站在那里。 　　　　
爱因斯坦走过去说："牛顿，我抓住你了。" 　　　　
牛顿："不，你没有抓到牛顿。" 　　　　
爱因斯坦："你不是牛顿你是谁" 　　　　
牛顿："你看我脚下是什么" 　　　　
爱因斯坦低头看到牛顿站在一块长宽都是一米的正方形的地板砖上，不解。 　　　　
牛顿："我脚下这是一平方米的方块，我站在上面就是牛顿/平方米，你抓住的是帕斯卡。"
帕斯卡哭了...
Once all the scientists died and went to heaven............ They decided to play hide-n-seek. Unfortunately Einstein was the one who had the den. He was supposed to count up to 100, and then start searching.....
Everyone started hiding except Newton. Newton just drew a square of 1 meter and stood in it right in front of Einstein.
Einstein's counted 1,2,3...... 97,98,99..100... He opened his eyes and found Newton standing in front.
Einstein said "newton's out..newton's....out !!! "
Newton denied and said, "I am not out".. He claims that he is not Newton.. All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton..
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1 meter squared.. That makes me Newton per meter squared, since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal.
Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!